“The Island Of Lost Lechers”

Here’s a new screenplay idea under development by Dick Jones – I predict an INSTANT Horror Classic!

The year: 2020.  The place: A formerly deserted island within The Bermuda Triangle which, beginning in 2018, became home to the likes of Harvey Weinstein, Matt Lauer, Kevin Spacey, Al Franken, Louis C.K., Dustin Hoffman, Jeremy Piven, Brett Ratner, Chris Savino, Steven Seagal, Russell Simmons, Tom Sizemore, Jeffrey Tambor, George Takei, James Toback, Matthew Weiner, Ed Westwick, Stephen Blackwell, Mark Halperin, Garrison Keillor, Michael Oreskes, Roy Price, Geraldo Rivera, Charlie Rose, Glenn Thrush, George H.W. Bush, John Conyers, Michael Fallon, Bill Cosby, and even Roy Moore, with his tiny little gun – all exiled here in shame following allegations of sexual assault, misconduct, and inappropriate behavior.  In a touch of bitter irony, a FedEx jet loaded with a shipment of Viagra, bound for the EU due to “performance issues” (not) arising from all the bad press and resultant pressure on the male of the species, crashed there in 2019…

In a FURTHER touch of the seemingly bitter irony that plagues the World now, a large contingency of women led by Diane Feinstein, all aboard a luxury steamship bound for a celebratory European vacation, finds themselves shipwrecked on said island as the result of severe weather brought about by the global warming epidemic.  If THIS isn’t a horror story of GLOBAL magnitude, then Dick Jones is a Hungarian House Boy…



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