Month: November 2017

Dick Jones Has Seen The Future…

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…here it is, Kids – The Future of movies, television, politics, and even “romance”; in a word: Robots!  With a robot in the chair as your favorite news anchor, actor, or politician, there will be no more sexual harassment accusations!  I mean – fire a ROBOT?!  Not gonna happen!  After all, 99% of the firings now are absolute HEARSAY (or heresy; maybe both) – robots will be WAY cheaper than the buyouts that big corporations & individuals are having to pay out/pay off at the mere MENTION of “he did this to me 152 years ago – I have no PROOF, but it DID happen as *I* remember it!”

From there, it’s a hop, skip & a jump to robotic surrogate husbands/wives/lovers – Dick Jones has already reserved www.surrogaterobot.com in preparation…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45PgwV6dlLs

 

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A GOOD politician…

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…is willing to “change his stance” on the issues – apparently THIS politician changed HIS stance to a more “accepting” one – Dick Jones would give him a “thumbs up”, but then he wouldn’t be the FIRST person to do so:  http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/gop-state-legislator-quits-after-having-sex-with-a-man/ar-BBF3ARd?li=BBnbfcL

Dick Jones has it on good authority that this particular (ex)politician is on his way to the county courthouse as you read this – $50 later his new name will be “Ben Dover”.  Congratulations – your new moniker suits you!

In Light Of…

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…all the recent discussions/allegations/accusations/admissions & denials about sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, and sexual assault by virtually EVERYONE who can SPELL “Hollywood”, Dick Jones invites you to caption this photo:

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