Dick Jones asks “How’s THIS for wacky, Kids?” (Insert Rhetorical Question emoji HERE):


I seem to recall a similar law here in the good ole’ US of A; to wit: “I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee” – followed by depositing fresh, warm dog shit on your spouse’s shoes. I might be inclined to do JUST that myownself  – except for:

1). Mrs. Jones and I only have (5) Rescue Cats, and apparently this law ONLY applies to dog shit.

2). Dick Jones also being the Hungarian House Boy, HE would be the one that would have to clean up Mrs. Jones’ shoes; two litterboxes twice/day is MORE than enough shite-cleaning!