Talk about living in denial (which in fact, someone should just carry this moron TO “The Nile” and submerge his Gulliver well underneath same for say — 12 minutes), THIS pilgrim has CLEARLY suffered from:
- Severe oxygen deprivation while in the womb —I’m guessing for ~8 of the 9 months that his mother carried him, that umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck about 3 turns
- Being the offspring of a pair of intellectually-deprived parents, each of whom suffered severe oxygen deprivation while in the womb (See #1 above)
- Being brought up by wolves; wait — being ABANDONED by wolves!
- Never having a full-length mirror
- Repeatedly dropped on head during his “formative years”
- Living his entire miserable & self-absorbed life in a BIZARRE fantasy world, where the only “World View” that he’s had available to him is the inside of his own ASS
Dick Jones predicts that when the surgery is complete, here is what this retart will look like:
O.K. — Dick Jones is clearly NOT speechless — let’s give the guy a BIG hand — he’s gonna look EXACTLY like David Beckham! Now I see why tigers eat their young — THIS Jamoke needs to be dropped off on an island full of cannibals most rikki-tik!