Fucking “Scripting” on websites – the bane of Interweb Humanity!

GeezFuckin’CHRIST — what IS it with almost ALL websites now — can they pile ANY more sales HORSESHIT on their respective websites, Dick Jones wants to know?!

It all started (for me) with eBay — does anyone else remember when eBay was quick, easy, and even FUN? But I guess that bloated cow that started it all wasn’t making enough $ to keep her in Hostess Twinkies; now eBay is a convoluted GOAT FUCK — EVERY time I go on there now to do a simple Search, I get the message “A script on this page is causing Internet Explorer to run slowly.”

No fuckin’ SHIT, Dr. Watson! It’s on accounta all those God-Damned ADS that plaster themselves all over my screen, asking me if I want to buy all manner of Chinese-made garbage even remotely related to something that I might have looked at in the last six months via ANY search that I’ve done on the Internet. Isn’t eBay making ENOUGH fucking money coming & going — they gotta cram all that OTHER crap all over my screen?!

And how ’bout those photo hosting sites — No, I DON’T want to buy an 8X10 glossy of The Rings Around Uranus, suitable for framing. My own photo hosting site, which has NO mother-fucking advertising WHATSOEVER, costs a whopping $30/year.

C’mon, you cheap fucks — you’re trying to sell a $150K vehicle on eBay — drop 30 fucking clams on a No-Ad photo hosting site, f’er fuck’s sake! And you millennials — I KNOW that you want to show off your new $2,000 tattoo to all your fellow tattoo-wearing retards; how ’bout holding back that extra $30.00 “squirt of color” on your latest piece of skin HIDEOUSITY and drop that coin on a decent (read: Ad-Free) hosting site?!

O.K. — Rant off; now pardon me while I go put some ice on that bulging aneurism that’s popped up on Dick Jones’ forehead…

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One thought on “Fucking “Scripting” on websites – the bane of Interweb Humanity!

  1. I have one of those bulging aneurism on my head too. I managed to successfully push it back in yesterday, but then another one popped outta my mud hole. I have to live with one or the other. I am going with the head aneurism. I display it proudly as it throbs and pops with a hypnotic hip-hop rhythm.

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