“Bulk It Up, Jared!”

Looks like Dick Jones’ favorite prisoner is fishing for a Dunkin’ Donuts endorsement gig; to wit:

http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/food/a42637/ex-subway-spokesman-jared-fogle-gaining-weight/?mag=esq&list=nl_enl_news&src=nl&date=030316

I hope that we continue to get “In (Big) House” reports on our boy Jared — Dick Jones predicts even MORE serious weight gain after the Boys In Orange punch “Cho-Mo’s” teeth out, forcing him to rely on a steady diet of “man relish”.

“Yeah, Cho-Mo didn’t give a very good blowjob until after we punched all his teeth out — now that mouth is SO scha-weet! That boy can TOSS a salad, doncha know…”

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