“Bulk It Up, Jared!”

Looks like Dick Jones’ favorite prisoner is fishing for a Dunkin’ Donuts endorsement gig; to wit:


I hope that we continue to get “In (Big) House” reports on our boy Jared — Dick Jones predicts even MORE serious weight gain after the Boys In Orange punch “Cho-Mo’s” teeth out, forcing him to rely on a steady diet of “man relish”.

“Yeah, Cho-Mo didn’t give a very good blowjob until after we punched all his teeth out — now that mouth is SO scha-weet! That boy can TOSS a salad, doncha know…”


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