Gravitational Waves Detected!

Ain’t no new news to Dick Jones!

Hell — all these geniuses would have had to do is come to Dick Jones’ house on ANY given day and watch him doing his daily House Boy Chores — there they ARE, pulling that scoopful of protein powder JUST enough to cause some of it to cascade down the side of his mixer-cup. And that sandwich — off the plate it GOES, on its way from the kitchen to the recliner:


Yep — Dick Jones can say with unequivocal CERTAINTY that “gravitational waves” are in full force here in the Jones Household — and getting stronger ever’ day! Now where MY government grant is, I wanna know?!


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