Non-Consensual Sex…

…with farm animals will NOT be tolerated!

Now see? If this man had simply gotten a hoof-stamped letter of consent, maybe bought this poor animal some oats as they sat and watched a couple “Mr. Ed” reruns, and THEN had some non-roughhouse sex, this would never have happened. Hell, they might even still be friends…

In this particular case, Dick Jones suggests a more simple punishment – have the HORSE give this man some “payback sex” through an appropriate orifice. If this horse happened to be a mare, then enlist one of the horse’s male buddies to take care of bidness – Here here!


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