Oh, you’re gonna love THIS one, Boys & Girls:
Now, Dick Jones is willing to give this guy the benefit of the doubt, as in: “Already BEING a politician, you are required BY LAW to have an incredible ego and live in your own bizarre, convoluted rabbit hole of self-denial and perpetual Kubla Khan Dreamland existence”.
Otherwise, you have a serious crack cocaine habit; either way, Dick Jones holds THIS truth to be self-evident: That blow to the head did a whole lot more than put a permanent shine on that pate of yours…
As USUAL, it’s shaping up to be yet another “None of the above” choice for President here in Dick Jones-land. Geez – find ANY dog-catcher off the street; he/she will make a better President!