Being the vaguely civilized individual that I have recklessly evolved in to, I shave in the shower; if YOU don’t, REALLY?!
So I bought me this compact “Fog Free” shaving mirror on my last visit to the Wallymart – $6.88; all the way from Chin-wa in a matchbox!
Pictures tell the story:
Of course I tossed my receipt; I mean – have you ever SEEN the “Returns” line at a Wallymart I wanna know?
Nonplussed (I don’t know what that word means, but I LOVE the way it sounds!), I sent an email to the company whose name was listed on the back, pretty much asking them exactly HOW they could advertise a mirror as “Fog Free” given my results.
Here was their reply:
“You buy mirror from Walmart for $6.88 – fog free…”
“The defense rests, your Honor…”