Subway Pitchman To Make Menu Switch

Looks like Jared Fogle, the Subway Sandwich Shop success story, with be trading in his usual request for a 6″ hoagie for the larger and more filling “8 Inch Tubesteak Wrapped In Underwear”:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/19/us/subway-jared-fogle-charges/index.html

I’m sure he’ll be pretty popular there at The Greybar Hotel: “Jared didn’t give too good of a blowjob until after we punched all his teeth out – now that boy can suck a dick with the best of ’em!”

I’m guessing that the “Tossed Salad” will also be a regular menu item for this cum-bucket as well.

Dick Jones says: “See you in General Population, J-Boy – gonna MAKE you some friends all up in ‘dere!”

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