People are fucking SLOBS!

I’m doing the leftover dishes from last night first thing this AM, when I espy my elderly across the skreet neighbor’s son stop by, as he does most mornings – he parks his car right in front of her house for an hour. As he gets out, I see FIVE used paper napkins fall out of his driver’s side door and onto the pavement. Of COURSE he’s gonna pick ’em up; after all, they are HIS detritus, he DOES notice that they just fell out of HIS car, and it IS right in FRONT of his Mom’s house, which is likely in a nicer neighborhood than wherever HE lives. Does he pick ’em up? NOPE! O.K. Dick, give this retart a LITTLE slack; maybe he’s gotta hurry inside and launch his morning mudsnake – SURELY he’ll pick ’em up when he comes back out…

That’s right, Boys & Girls – the yuck comes back out an hour later, looks DOWN at his trash – then opens the door, gets in, does a U-turn, and drives away. Now pardon me while *I* go pick up HIS biohazard, put it in MY trash bin, and then cauterize my mitts…

As Dad used to say: “There’s only ONE thing wrong with this World – PEOPLE!”

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