…is willing to “change his stance” on the issues – apparently THIS politician changed HIS stance to a more “accepting” one – Dick Jones would give him a “thumbs up”, but then he wouldn’t be the FIRST person to do so: http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/gop-state-legislator-quits-after-having-sex-with-a-man/ar-BBF3ARd?li=BBnbfcL
Dick Jones has it on good authority that this particular (ex)politician is on his way to the county courthouse as you read this – $50 later his new name will be “Ben Dover”. Congratulations – your new moniker suits you!
…My new career awaits – who knew? DJ: “Detective, in answer to your query, Mr. Sykes claims to live on 1313 Sparrow Fart Lane – next question…”
…all the recent discussions/allegations/accusations/admissions & denials about sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, and sexual assault by virtually EVERYONE who can SPELL “Hollywood”, Dick Jones invites you to caption this photo:
…comes forward; this particular “individual” may have been the victim of the MOST oft-repeated assaults by Mr. Weinstein. Specifically, it’s Harvey Weinstein’s right hand. You read it here first – “Mr. Hand”, as he prefers to be called, claims repeated, humiliating, and shameless non-consensual sexual abuse by Mr. Weinstein dating back to the late 1950’s! Prior to this, he has been reluctant to come forward and be heard, claiming that, while he has indeed been a victim more times and for a longer period than anyone else who has come forward to-date, Mr. Hand indicates that each individual act of abuse was both “short in time”, and quite unobtrusive in terms of “penetration”. Authorities are investigating Mr. Hand’s claims, but indicate that there “may be something” to Mr. Hand’s claim; stay tuned, fair readers!
Could Harvey Weinstein be Fat Bastard’s Doppelganger? Dick Jones offers up these two images – YOU be the judge…
…and recycle please!
Now pardon Mssr. Jones while he makes an appointment to have 90% of his brain removed, in order to possibly make sense of this…